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At your local bookstore … if there still are bookstores

Listen to my voice read you part of my book!


If your book club reads my book, I'll Skype in

Why would you want this? I don't know. I've never been in a book club. I'm guessing you just want to talk about your lives instead of the book. But maybe my Skyping in will give you the focus you need. The point is: Reading Gravity's Rainbow will change your life, but you will not be able to Skype with Thomas Pynchon and ask him about sleeping next to barfing Boy Scouts.

Just go to the Contact page and fill out a form and next thing you know, we're having an awkward conversation over videoconference!