I bought some cupcakes and the nice woman behind the counter at Sprinkles said, “Are you on those VH1 shows?” I said, “Yeah, I am” in that fake humble voice I’ve perfected, waiting patiently for her to say, “I love you on those
shows” and possibly slip me a free chocolate milk.
Instead she said, “I’m on those shows too.”
 
Everyone Is On Television
Mar 31, 2006