A lot of people don’t have their own theme song. That makes me sad. Sometimes, as I go to sleep, I wonder about those people and what music they enter a room to. Do they use a generic song that happens to have their name, such as “Sara” by Jefferson Starship or “Sara” by Fleetwood Mac or “Sara Smiles” by Hall and Oates? What if your name isn’t Sara? It all makes me cry. Cry while I’m listening to my own theme song!
 
MY THEME SONG
“Hey Joel” by The Fountains of Wayne
I also have a backup theme song, for my club appearances. It’s about my mezuzah.