Tuesday, November 20, 2012 at 1:11PM Google is exactly like a college. They have little clubs, like The Speaker Series, with a president and flyers and T-shirts about the club. I spoke in the auditorium in thei L.A. office and everyone who came got a free copy of my book after eating the free Google lunch. My next book will be called Hire Me Google.
Warning: This is 45 minutes long and I didn't really prepare. Also, it's 45 minutes long.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 at 1:05PM I taught the audience nothing about the world. Which made them so sad about their lost eight minutes.
Friday, October 26, 2012 at 1:04PM I've been on twice now. If I'm on 246 more times, I will be Craig's Teri Garr.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012 at 11:01AM I did not know how to greet fellow coach-sitter Mila Kunis. Nod? Handshake? Hug? Why would I hug someone whom my only connection is that we'll be sitting on a couch together for three minutes? If I set that precedent, them I'm going to be hugging every person I share any seating arrangement with: movie theater patrons, bus stop waiters. Plus, she's hot, so I didn't want to seem like I just wanted to hug her. That's when my brain came up with the half-hug. Very, very manly.
Friday, June 15, 2012 at 4:28PM Even architect-loving, novel-writing Harvard alum Kurt Andersen outmans me. Who knew there was a gun range in Manhattan? In Chelsea!
