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Tuesday
Nov202012

Those Idiots Let Me Do A TedX Talk

I taught the audience nothing about the world. Which made them so sad about their lost eight minutes.

Friday
Oct262012

I Talk to Craig Ferguson.... Again

I've been on twice now. If I'm on 246 more times, I will be Craig's Teri Garr.

Tuesday
Jun262012

Conan

I did not know how to greet fellow coach-sitter Mila Kunis. Nod? Handshake? Hug? Why would I hug someone whom my only connection is that we'll be sitting on a couch together for three minutes? If I set that precedent, them I'm going to be hugging every person I share any seating arrangement with: movie theater patrons, bus stop waiters. Plus, she's hot, so I didn't want to seem like I just wanted to hug her. That's when my brain came up with the half-hug. Very, very manly.

Friday
Jun152012

Studio 360 with Kurt Andersen

Even architect-loving, novel-writing Harvard alum Kurt Andersen outmans me. Who knew there was a gun range in Manhattan? In Chelsea!

Friday
Jun152012

MSNBC'S NOW WITH ALEX WAGNER

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